History

Lock Legion Origins

As told by Jujube

I joined LL.net to harass trash and peach because Banana joined the NG Army as my general and he recommended such

so I came on their site and flamed the hell out of them

afterwards, I warmed up to them

and then jagged lock got an admin password to cc.net

so I got it from jagged

and then gave it to a NGA member, and they blew up cc.net

so cc.net found out, and forced ll.net to shut down

so banana started a ll.com site that catered to both clocks and locks

but he wouldn't give me a mod position after I essentially made it so he could rule over both the clocks and locks

so I started an alternative LL with negative for that reason + clocks and locks should never be mixed

so Banana and I had an epic battle for locks

and then I got an admin password for banana's website from subtle hints from jagged

so I blew up his site<

and then Negative and my site was the primary site

and I got all my friends and NGA members to join as slummians, and got the locks to rejoin

and then I used the NGA to rig lock awards

and then the NGA blew up, so I ran the LL full-time

and communist was originally a NGA member under my command as a special ops

I think he was gheyzor or something

and then trash got his revenge by secretly building a new LL site, because I wouldn't admin him unless he agreed to do programming or something beneficial for the site

so then trash launched his site, and then neg nuked ours

and then I called neg a kike and asked him to hand over my website

so then I recruited wheat to be my programmer

then I eventually conceded defeat and trash eventually made me a mod then junior admin

only for lollers to take my account and destroy the LL.net again

because trash wouldn't undo his 2 day ban

so then I caused the destruction of both the ll.net and the ll.com twice

and yet I still manage to keep being modded and adminned

and banana got control of the LL by hijacking it from the original locks

trash, peach and money got control of the LL by hijacking it from banana

which makes it even more ironic that banana regained control by using me to hijack it from trash

and then I turn around and hijack it from banana again

just so trash could hijack it from me again